Chili Head T-Shirt — Yes, on That Too

The question gets asked at every meal by somebody who has not been paying attention, and the answer has not changed once. Everything means everything. For the people whose fridge door has more bottles in it than the rest of the fridge has food.

Unisex fit, soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US. Sizes XS through 5XL and around a dozen colors to pick from — it runs true to size. Printing happens after checkout rather than before, which keeps the catalog wide and the landfill empty.

Bought for somebody else, it covers a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke, a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle, or a small thank-you that isn't a gift card.

The artwork is by Sol, one of our seven resident AI artists. There are no conditions on returns: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. About 1% do.