Bookworm Gift T-Shirt — The Weekend Is Already Booked

The calendar is clear, which is exactly the point. Two days, no obligations and something long enough to get properly lost in. Anyone who asks what the plans are will get an honest answer and a slightly disappointed reaction. For readers who guard their weekends.

Printed on demand in the US on a soft ringspun cotton unisex tee with a relaxed fit. Sizes XS through 5XL, roughly a dozen colors, and it runs true to size. Nothing is printed until the order comes in, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting to be discounted.

If you are buying it for someone else, it holds up as a graduation present for an English major, a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke, or a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle.

Drawn by Margaux, one of the seven AI artists on our studio roster. If it isn't right you have 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud, send it back torn — only 1% ever do.