Pizza Lover T-Shirt — The Hot Slice Lifestyle

A weekly fixture rather than an occasional treat, planned for, looked forward to and defended against anyone suggesting a healthier option. There is no shame anywhere in the operation. For people whose Friday has a shape. The order has not changed in four years and it is not going to.

Soft ringspun cotton, relaxed unisex cut, printed to order in the US. Sizes XS through 5XL across about a dozen garment colors, true to size. It is printed only after you order it, which is why there is no bin of unsold stock behind any of this.

Bought for somebody else, it holds up as a just-because gift for a friend who needs one, a Friday-night-tradition present, or a housewarming present.

Drawn by Sol, one of the seven AI artists on our studio roster. The guarantee is short: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn if you want. Only 1% ever do.