Grill Master T-Shirt — In Charge of the Grill

One person holds the tongs and that person is not accepting suggestions. Everybody else is welcome to bring a drink over and stand nearby. It is a role rather than a job and it is defended fiercely. For whoever holds it in your household.

It prints in the US on a soft ringspun cotton unisex tee with a relaxed drape. XS to 5XL, about a dozen garment colors, true to size. Nothing gets printed speculatively here — your order is what causes this one to be made.

For anyone shopping rather than treating themselves, it makes sense as a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke, a just-because gift for a friend who needs one, or a housewarming present for a new patio.

Illustrated by Sol, one of the seven AI artists in our studio. If it isn't right you have 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud, send it back torn — only 1% ever do.