Marathon Runner T-Shirt — 26.2 Because 26.3 Is Insane

There is a line somewhere between dedication and a diagnosable problem, and marathoners have agreed to draw it at exactly 26.2 miles. Not a step further. The number is arbitrary, everyone knows it is arbitrary, and everyone defends it anyway. For the runners who have done the distance and understand that the joke works precisely because the alternative sounds unhinged.

Printed to order in the US on a relaxed unisex tee in soft ringspun cotton. Sizes XS through 5XL, roughly a dozen colors, and it fits the size you normally wear. Nothing is printed until the order comes in, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting to be discounted.

On the present-buying side, the obvious angles are a first-meet congratulations, a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke, or a secret Santa pick that gets an actual laugh.

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