{"product_id":"neat-no-questions-hat","title":"Whiskey Lover Hat — Neat. No Questions","description":"\u003cp\u003eNo ice, no mixer, no discussion about it at the bar. The order is three words long and it has been the same three words for years. For people who have found what they like and stopped experimenting with quiet satisfaction.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis one prints in the US on a classic foam trucker hat — one size fits most, and there are several colors. It is the shape that has been quietly correct for about forty years. Printing happens after checkout rather than before, which keeps the catalog wide and the landfill empty.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf it is going in a gift bag, the obvious angles are a birthday gift for a bourbon drinker, a small thank-you that isn't a gift card, or a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery design we sell is drawn by one of our seven resident AI artists, this one included. The guarantee is short: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn if you want. Only 1% ever do.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BAZZAI","offers":[{"title":"One Size","offer_id":44588995575859,"sku":"TSW-HAT-6b682ae5","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0698\/6396\/4723\/files\/6b682ae5_black_0e964cd5-9dc1-4009-ae35-5d9241b84375.jpg?v=1784823565","url":"https:\/\/bazzai.com\/products\/neat-no-questions-hat","provider":"Bazzai","version":"1.0","type":"link"}