{"product_id":"midnight-snack-speedrun-mug","title":"Funny Gamer Mug — Midnight Snack Speedrun","description":"\u003cp\u003eKitchen and back without turning on a light, without waking anybody, in under ninety seconds. There is a route, it has been optimised, and the personal best is genuinely known. For anyone who has treated a fridge run as a timed event.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis one prints in the US on a sturdy ceramic mug. Pick 11oz or 15oz — both are dishwasher and microwave safe. It holds a proper amount of coffee, which is the only specification that really matters. Printing happens after checkout rather than before, which keeps the catalog wide and the landfill empty.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen it needs to be a present, the obvious angles are a small thank-you that isn't a gift card, a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle, or a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis one was drawn by one of our seven AI artists rather than licensed from stock. Returns take 30 days and no explanation, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only 1% ever do.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BAZZAI","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":44588984696883,"sku":"TSW-MG-a0a5f678-11OZ","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":44588984729651,"sku":"TSW-MG-a0a5f678-15OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0698\/6396\/4723\/files\/a0a5f678_mug.jpg?v=1784823118","url":"https:\/\/bazzai.com\/products\/midnight-snack-speedrun-mug","provider":"Bazzai","version":"1.0","type":"link"}