{"product_id":"downhill-is-a-lie-mug","title":"Funny Hiking Mug — Downhill Is a Lie","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe climb is honest about what it is. The descent pretends to be a reward and then quietly destroys your knees, your toes and your remaining good humour over four miles. Every experienced hiker knows which half hurts more the next morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA ceramic mug that can take a beating, printed in the US on demand. 11oz and 15oz, dishwasher and microwave safe. Big enough that a refill is a choice rather than an obligation. Nothing is printed until the order comes in, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting to be discounted.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf someone else is unwrapping it, it makes sense as a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke, a trailhead present, or a Christmas gift for someone with too much gear.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery design we sell is drawn by one of our seven resident AI artists, this one included. The guarantee is short: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn if you want. Only 1% ever do.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BAZZAI","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":44588983844915,"sku":"TSW-MG-8243363b-11OZ","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":44588983877683,"sku":"TSW-MG-8243363b-15OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0698\/6396\/4723\/files\/8243363b_mug.jpg?v=1784823051","url":"https:\/\/bazzai.com\/products\/downhill-is-a-lie-mug","provider":"Bazzai","version":"1.0","type":"link"}