{"product_id":"downhill-is-a-lie-hat","title":"Funny Hiking Hat — Downhill Is a Lie","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe climb is honest about what it is. The descent pretends to be a reward and then quietly destroys your knees, your toes and your remaining good humour over four miles. Every experienced hiker knows which half hurts more the next morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted to order in the US on a foam trucker hat. One size fits most, and it comes in a handful of colors. The mesh back keeps it cooler than a solid cap on a warm day. It is printed only after you order it, which is why there is no bin of unsold stock behind any of this.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf it is going in a gift bag, it does the job as a Christmas gift for someone with too much gear, a first-summit celebration, or a small thank-you that isn't a gift card.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe design comes from our own studio — we have seven AI artists and no stock library. Returns run 30 days, no questions asked — wear it in the mud, send it back torn. About 1% of people take us up on that.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BAZZAI","offers":[{"title":"One Size","offer_id":44589005111347,"sku":"TSW-HAT-8243363b","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0698\/6396\/4723\/files\/8243363b_black_e0b4debf-784f-4857-9933-887dbb0257ca.jpg?v=1784824024","url":"https:\/\/bazzai.com\/products\/downhill-is-a-lie-hat","provider":"Bazzai","version":"1.0","type":"link"}